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textosterone 

The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.
Textosterone levels surging , the angry man's message was venomous and pointed.
textosterone by krotys August 19, 2008
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Textosterone 

1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.

2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.

Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938
Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.
Textosterone by Tonytoys September 30, 2012

Textpester 

Verb
1. To send persistent or sequential text messages to someone without waiting for a reply

2. To text conversations better suited to a verbal discussion

Textpesterer noun
Textpesteringing verb
Textpestered adj
Textpesteringly adv
My mom is textpestering me about my plans for the weekend.
Textpester by Garritty February 9, 2019
A textpot is someone who sends sexually explicit or provacative text messages or emails
Bob : Yo Jane ,wanna hook up 2nite?
Jane : 2nite I can't w8 2 69 w/you!!!
Bob : 2 good 2 b true, I'm there you textpot
Jane : c u @ 11, my place!!!
textpot by hipczech January 2, 2009

textosterone 

quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...
that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..
textosterone by chris morrell August 3, 2007

textmosis 

When another person in earshot gets a text message and you mistakenly check your phone.
I thought I got a text message but I was wrong, it was just textmosis.
textmosis by Dougled February 16, 2009