textposts
Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.
textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014
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textosterone
The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.
textosterone by krotys August 19, 2008
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Textosterone
1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.
2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.
Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938
2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.
Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938
Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.
Textosterone by Tonytoys September 30, 2012
Textpester
Verb
1. To send persistent or sequential text messages to someone without waiting for a reply
2. To text conversations better suited to a verbal discussion
Textpesterer noun
Textpesteringing verb
Textpestered adj
Textpesteringly adv
1. To send persistent or sequential text messages to someone without waiting for a reply
2. To text conversations better suited to a verbal discussion
Textpesterer noun
Textpesteringing verb
Textpestered adj
Textpesteringly adv
Textpester by Garritty February 9, 2019
textosterone
quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...
that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..
textosterone by chris morrell August 3, 2007
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