lordjulius's definitions

textmonkey

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

by lordjulius May 18, 2009

trastal

Incredibly pissed off. Past berserk and deranged. A combination of "going travis" like the monkey and "postal".

Didn't I tell you not to touch Paul's girlfriend? He is going to go trastal on you in about 5 minutes.

by lordjulius May 18, 2009

chiat

The ungodly merging of a Chrysler and Fiat.

Gee I can't wait for the 2010 Chiats. Should be quite a car.

by lordjulius May 18, 2009

browser beating

Spending an inordinate amount of time surfing the net.

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!

by lordjulius May 17, 2009

kiss the choochoo

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.

We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.

by lordjulius May 16, 2009