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A text you send to someone directly after calling them instead of a voice mail because you are too damn lazy to leave one.
"Ugh damn it... Delo never answers his phone! Ah well I'll just leave a text mail."
text mail by Dolfo February 5, 2009
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text-mail 

a text message that clearly shouldve been an email, by exceeding the amount of characters in a standard text message (160 characters). Hence, wasting your time by having to piece together 2+ messages to make sense.

can also occur when someone starts the text off as an advertisment and ends with something along the lines of their life story
Sender: ...theres a sale at my work right now coz the boss is away... dont tell the boss... omg when i was working yesterday i heard this song that reminded me of this time we hung out at the beach, and i met that guy who i thought was really nice and he was for like a month and then he turned out to be a jerk...

Reciever: uhm, what? she couldve sent me an email! i hate getting text-mail ugh.
text-mail by awesomeAshhh December 15, 2009

Testmail 

to test a person's email address by sending a message to it with the subject line reading "test mail". It means to repsond to it as soon as possible to ensure that the owner of the email address received it
For example, Chuck gives Boots an email address over the phone and sends him a "testmail." Boot receives it and lets Chuck know of it over the phone or by responding to it
Testmail by jeffersonson November 30, 2018

textsailing 

The process of several people furiously texting about items they believe others would enjoy from a garage sale while being present at a sale.
My friends and I were textsailing for a unique birthday gift for Sarah Saturday.
textsailing by GarageSaleCow April 17, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026