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Textopiling 

to talk to someone next you via text message.
Me and becky were in the car textopiling so my mom couldn't hear our convo about boys.
Textopiling by Jupiter Beam January 13, 2008

Textilingus 

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.
Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering
Textilingus by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 9, 2009

Textsraining Order 

When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"
So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her
Textsraining Order by Mildley October 25, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026