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texticology 

texticology is the process whereby a message is examined, and translated into English;
or from any slanguage into your native tongue.
After she had done texticology on his message, she deduced that the message approximately translated as “how is your evening, my lady, are you free and do you want to have intimate relations with me?” To which she politely declined his offer.
texticology by PiXi3.P January 14, 2024
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To make an apology, via the medium of text messaging, to avoid any personal contact.
"He really didnt want to speak to his ex about sleeping with her bestfriend. So he employed textology, to avoid confrontation."
Textology by Chris John Sykes February 19, 2009

testicologist 

A gynecologist for men - i.e. a doctor who deals with testicles!

A ball doctor

A nut man

A bollock boffin
"Edward graduated medical school last year. Now he's working as a Testicologist"

textpology 

An apology sent via text message.

Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing
After I blew up at my girlfriend, I sent her a textpology, she accepted it and now we aren't fighting
textpology by katiebuggers November 23, 2009

testicology 

The passionate study of all attributes and physiology of the male mammalian sex organs known as testicles!
Dan has just begun and is majoring the highly respected field of science called Testicology at medical school.
testicology by SupremeProfanity April 30, 2014

toxicology 

pretty much one of the only legit MD letters to have on your badge that let's you both be a doctor and know pretty much how every class of everything works together.
example: patient- 'the problem is an upset stomach, and no doctor, i never smoke, never have.. but my roommate did just purchase a vaporizer'

Toxicology md -'ya bro that is mighty cool, unfortunately that fancy king vapor you bought for 39.99 was sent to you with plastic woven in the amazon jungle. you have got the typhoid fever, germs hidden in that plastic, this is the drug, schmided, 3 days. and by the way, smoking out of that glass is way better for you longterm, considering your lung can regrow 4 times the damage caused by your average bong hit it just under 26 hours.'

=groupi-- your like house!

republican- smoking is bad. you are a sinner

democrat- smoking is bad. you are breaking the law.

obama- smoking is bad

clinton- puff it to your country

"cool" md- 'oh bravo for you sir there is literally nothing i can think of that is directly bad from that, we'll figure out what's your stomach don't worry. for now, eat this head of romaine lettuce. all of it''

"good" md-'ok i'm sending your blood down to the labs to figure out what strain of bacteria you've got. and although there is nothing known about the true effects on health, i would never and will never advise it be used.'

dr dre- 'here son inhale this. now you got the munchies and your immune system is on, go eat some fiber'

dr dre's assistant: flava fav- '_ _ _ _ _!!!' (YA BOY)
toxicology by 2-ag May 20, 2010

Tentacology 

The study of tentacles and other tentacle applications.
All Japanese manga writers are required to take a course in tentacology in order to properly tentacleize their creations.
Tentacology by NickyRodgers October 24, 2015
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