texticology is the process whereby a message is examined, and translated into English;
or from any slanguage into your native tongue.
or from any slanguage into your native tongue.
After she had done texticology on his message, she deduced that the message approximately translated as “how is your evening, my lady, are you free and do you want to have intimate relations with me?” To which she politely declined his offer.
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A gynecologist for men - i.e. a doctor who deals with testicles!
A ball doctor
A nut man
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A ball doctor
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Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing
Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing
After I blew up at my girlfriend, I sent her a textpology, she accepted it and now we aren't fighting
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Dan has just begun and is majoring the highly respected field of science called Testicology at medical school.
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example: patient- 'the problem is an upset stomach, and no doctor, i never smoke, never have.. but my roommate did just purchase a vaporizer'
Toxicology md -'ya bro that is mighty cool, unfortunately that fancy king vapor you bought for 39.99 was sent to you with plastic woven in the amazon jungle. you have got the typhoid fever, germs hidden in that plastic, this is the drug, schmided, 3 days. and by the way, smoking out of that glass is way better for you longterm, considering your lung can regrow 4 times the damage caused by your average bong hit it just under 26 hours.'
=groupi-- your like house!
republican- smoking is bad. you are a sinner
democrat- smoking is bad. you are breaking the law.
obama- smoking is bad
clinton- puff it to your country
"cool" md- 'oh bravo for you sir there is literally nothing i can think of that is directly bad from that, we'll figure out what's your stomach don't worry. for now, eat this head of romaine lettuce. all of it''
"good" md-'ok i'm sending your blood down to the labs to figure out what strain of bacteria you've got. and although there is nothing known about the true effects on health, i would never and will never advise it be used.'
dr dre- 'here son inhale this. now you got the munchies and your immune system is on, go eat some fiber'
dr dre's assistant: flava fav- '_ _ _ _ _!!!' (YA BOY)
Toxicology md -'ya bro that is mighty cool, unfortunately that fancy king vapor you bought for 39.99 was sent to you with plastic woven in the amazon jungle. you have got the typhoid fever, germs hidden in that plastic, this is the drug, schmided, 3 days. and by the way, smoking out of that glass is way better for you longterm, considering your lung can regrow 4 times the damage caused by your average bong hit it just under 26 hours.'
=groupi-- your like house!
republican- smoking is bad. you are a sinner
democrat- smoking is bad. you are breaking the law.
obama- smoking is bad
clinton- puff it to your country
"cool" md- 'oh bravo for you sir there is literally nothing i can think of that is directly bad from that, we'll figure out what's your stomach don't worry. for now, eat this head of romaine lettuce. all of it''
"good" md-'ok i'm sending your blood down to the labs to figure out what strain of bacteria you've got. and although there is nothing known about the true effects on health, i would never and will never advise it be used.'
dr dre- 'here son inhale this. now you got the munchies and your immune system is on, go eat some fiber'
dr dre's assistant: flava fav- '_ _ _ _ _!!!' (YA BOY)
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