toxicology 

pretty much one of the only legit MD letters to have on your badge that let's you both be a doctor and know pretty much how every class of everything works together.

example: patient- 'the problem is an upset stomach, and no doctor, i never smoke, never have.. but my roommate did just purchase a vaporizer'

Toxicology md -'ya bro that is mighty cool, unfortunately that fancy king vapor you bought for 39.99 was sent to you with plastic woven in the amazon jungle. you have got the typhoid fever, germs hidden in that plastic, this is the drug, schmided, 3 days. and by the way, smoking out of that glass is way better for you longterm, considering your lung can regrow 4 times the damage caused by your average bong hit it just under 26 hours.'

=groupi-- your like house!

republican- smoking is bad. you are a sinner

democrat- smoking is bad. you are breaking the law.

obama- smoking is bad

clinton- puff it to your country

"cool" md- 'oh bravo for you sir there is literally nothing i can think of that is directly bad from that, we'll figure out what's your stomach don't worry. for now, eat this head of romaine lettuce. all of it''

"good" md-'ok i'm sending your blood down to the labs to figure out what strain of bacteria you've got. and although there is nothing known about the true effects on health, i would never and will never advise it be used.'

dr dre- 'here son inhale this. now you got the munchies and your immune system is on, go eat some fiber'

dr dre's assistant: flava fav- '_ _ _ _ _!!!' (YA BOY)

toxicology by 2-ag May 20, 2010

foxicology 

The study of the toxic effects of Fox news on its viewers

You appear to be suffering from hatriotism; we'll do some foxicology testing.

foxicology by ratissimus dorsi July 10, 2010

Doxicology 

The art of putting haters in their place and properly distributing their personal information

When putting information on the internet exposing someone, I suggest the use of doxicology.

Doxicology by SteveBillings January 26, 2022

toxipology 

When a toxic person incapable of apologizing for their previously toxic behavior does something that they think will make you feel better but instead just highlights more of their toxic nature.

Example;
A power-hungry manager at work gives you authority in the workplace that is beyond your position in an attempt to make up for toxic behavior that he doesn't have the courage to apologize for.

Instead of addressing the unfortunate situation, my power-hungry manager made a toxipology and gave me powers far beyond my station of employment.

toxipology by DrewsthePits December 16, 2021

texticology 

texticology is the process whereby a message is examined, and translated into English;
or from any slanguage into your native tongue.

After she had done texticology on his message, she deduced that the message approximately translated as “how is your evening, my lady, are you free and do you want to have intimate relations with me?” To which she politely declined his offer.

texticology by PiXi3.P January 14, 2024