textpology 

An apology sent via text message.

Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing

After I blew up at my girlfriend, I sent her a textpology, she accepted it and now we aren't fighting

textpology by katiebuggers November 23, 2009

Textology

To make an apology, via the medium of text messaging, to avoid any personal contact.

"He really didnt want to speak to his ex about sleeping with her bestfriend. So he employed textology, to avoid confrontation."

Textology by Chris John Sykes February 19, 2009

textologize

1. to admit guilt or convey an excuse through text messaging without an expression of remorse or regret.

Janet textologized to Jeff for unilaterally changing the Thanksgiving plans.

textologize by Kcirederf75 November 1, 2011

textnology 

All the technological mediums for sending a text message i.e) cell phones, AIM, Facebook chat, Skype chat, Blackberry, marquee, highway construction signs, etc.

My mom can't keep up with all the new textnology. She thinks "BRB," "LOL," and "NBD" are types of sexually transmitted diseases.

textnology by cheekeybum November 8, 2009

textologist 

The act of texting or surfing on your I phone while at work. The act of continually not performing your job. Usually a very lazy and non reliable person.

He is such a textologist. He never does his job never calls customers. Such a textologist!

textologist by face off 101 January 17, 2011

Teypology 

The study of Teypo, it has everything you need to know about Teypo, and the gang activity that hides within Teypo

"I major in Teypology, right now we are going over the founder of Teypo"

Teypology by SmittyTaco69 November 3, 2020

toxipology 

When a toxic person incapable of apologizing for their previously toxic behavior does something that they think will make you feel better but instead just highlights more of their toxic nature.

Example;
A power-hungry manager at work gives you authority in the workplace that is beyond your position in an attempt to make up for toxic behavior that he doesn't have the courage to apologize for.

Instead of addressing the unfortunate situation, my power-hungry manager made a toxipology and gave me powers far beyond my station of employment.

toxipology by DrewsthePits December 16, 2021