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Textflation 

The result of a person who texts the same conversations to multiple people simultaneously yet individually, which cheapens the quality of the message, and ultimately the character of the individual.
"OMG we all just got the same message like one after another, thats creeper status"

"Thats total Textflation"

"DAFAQ is that"

"Like those texts are as worthless as he is"
Textflation by ThewhapticK September 5, 2012
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textationship 

a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.
My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.
textationship by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015

txtlation 

The art of deciphering a cell phone text message into proper English language.

The act of rendering an interpretation of an abreviated from of the written language or communication into a more understandable and proper form of the written language.
I received your message but obviously missed something in my txtlation of it since I had absolutely no clue what you we're talking about.
txtlation by Kaizen523 March 3, 2010
A conversation/dialog with another individual via Text Messaging.
I was having a textation with my 18 year old daughter about her desire to get a tattoo.
Textation by Kenn Edwards January 8, 2008

Textration 

The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply
Common situation of textration:

(Over text)

Guy: "Hey whats up?"

Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"

Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"

Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"

Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"

(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)

(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."

10 more minutes

Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."

(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"
Textration by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010

Textlation 

When you misunderstand a point someone is trying to convey through an all text medium (cell phones, internet chatting, etc.) because you are unable to see their body language, or hear the fluctuations in the tone of their voice.
I messaged her saying I was going to kill her, but my sarcasm was lost in textlation. Now I have been arrested for threatening her life.
Textlation by Sheski April 19, 2010

textlation 

It is the way someone interprets what you text them in a totally different way then what you meant ...
I am not being rude, it must have gotten lost in textlation. Just call me.
textlation by Ms4lfclvr December 12, 2013
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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