A rare disorder, seen most often in middle-aged white Republican males, wherein the subject is born with, or develops, a third testicle which, left unrestrained, drags along on the ground behind him.

Malibu Jackson: Shhh! I think I hear someone following us!
Franco Genovese: No, that's just my Extra-Terrestical.
Malibu Jackson: Corral that shit, bish!

Extra-Terrestical by Genovese, Franco August 23, 2011

Related Words

texlestic • texmestic • tedesticles • telenticles • telespice • teletically • Textistic • textmestic • Extra-Terrestical • extraterresticles

tedesticles

a phenomenon that occurs only rarely and exclusively within the Tedeschi family where a man will have such impressive testicles that any who see them bow down to his masculine glory

i was going to get into a fight with Tedeschi the other day, but then he whipped out his tedesticles and i had no choice but to yield to him

tedesticles by yallwannasuckmyballsdontchu July 16, 2021

telespice

Sending racy or spicy photos and nudes via text, email, video chat, or other means of telecommunication. A more subtle way of saying: Send Nudes!

Wouldn’t you rather see my tan lines in person? Telespice is always welcome!

telespice by Lottateeth June 7, 2022

textmestic

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

textmestic by Matt638 January 11, 2009

texmestic

a domestic/fight with your significant other that takes place solely over text messaging

I couldn't even have fun at the strip club last night cuz my girl was so pissed I went we had a texmestic the whole time I was there

texmestic by sunshine83 March 20, 2009

teletically

Making someone think your way through the use of large rocks and your mind.

person 1: you cant make me believe you
person 2: yes i can
person 1: prove it
person 2: teletically making you belive (picks up large stone)
person 1: nothings happe... OH GOD MY FACE, THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

teletically by Keaton May 8, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026