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textmestic 

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.
Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.
textmestic by Matt638 January 11, 2009
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Texthetic 

Regarding the idea that people type a certain way to fit a certain aesthetic, texthetic is your consistent style of text or the way you format a text to make it look nice. 2 examples of different texthetics:

Hey, have a lovely day 💕

or

take that bACK YOU TRICK ASS BITCH
Jada: I never use emojis. It ruins my texthetic.
Texthetic by BNTBurrito October 25, 2017

Textmentia 

When you are attempting to multitask, have a conversation, send an email or a text at the same time and you forget what you are doing while you are doing it on your phone and you just keep opening and closing apps.

Also see: Living while Distracted
OMG I have a bad case of textmentia right now!

I had to send my boss a report but instead I checked my facebook/instagram/snapchat. Darn this Textmentia!
Textmentia by BalconySessions July 13, 2017

texmestic 

a domestic/fight with your significant other that takes place solely over text messaging
I couldn't even have fun at the strip club last night cuz my girl was so pissed I went we had a texmestic the whole time I was there
texmestic by sunshine83 March 20, 2009

texlestic 

Someone who can't read text messages or wright them
L8r = later. NRG= energy. texlestic
texlestic by Gavin304 June 25, 2016

Textistic 

Don't be a textistic, victim of a texting related traffic fatality.
Textistic by General Gau March 15, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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