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A girl from Texas who will eventually eat you even though she is adorable.
"Oh no here comes Texie"

"but she is adorable"

"ITS A LIE! SHE IS BITING ME!"
Texie by heyiminyourmomspants March 6, 2010
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the act of being excluded from a one-on-one conversation with a friend because they are occupied with texting someone else.
X: So what do you think?
Y: (no response)
X: you texiled me, put your phone down.
Y: (no response)
texiled by sleezbag June 19, 2010

Jack texiera 

A very annoying kid who goes to Westwood middle school
A very annoying kid is in my class. His name is jack texiera
Jack texiera by Icejjfishy October 20, 2020

texident 

An accident caused by someone writing a text message on his/her mobile phone.
He was writing a text message on his mobile phone while he was crossing the street. He never saw the car. It was a texident.
texident by widggman January 13, 2009

Mark Texiera 

Mark Texiera the best first basemen in all of major leauge baseball. Plays for the awesomest team in major league baseball (New York Yankees)
Mark Texiera is such a beast
Mark Texiera by yankeeking400300 January 10, 2010

Texident 

A resident of Texas. Usually known to be a cowboy/cowgirl, have unusual accents, use the term 'Use'ta' 'Goin'ta' 'Fixin'ta' and 'Yall'.

On rare occasions may become president.

Do not support gay peoples, and are known to have mass genocides for this type of people.
George is a bad Texident. If I have to hear his horrific accent one more time....I will move to New Jersey!

Kids, this is about the idiot Texident who became President, by a horrible act of fate.
Texident by Stetson June 17, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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