texize

Texize = Texas + Size

Texize means enormously big, usually referring to food.

Would you like this menu supersize or texize?

by hapiel May 31, 2011

Texie

A girl from Texas who will eventually eat you even though she is adorable.

"Oh no here comes Texie"

"but she is adorable"

"ITS A LIE! SHE IS BITING ME!"

by heyiminyourmomspants March 6, 2010

texiled

the act of being excluded from a one-on-one conversation with a friend because they are occupied with texting someone else.

X: So what do you think?
Y: (no response)
X: you texiled me, put your phone down.
Y: (no response)

by sleezbag June 19, 2010

Jack texiera

A very annoying kid who goes to Westwood middle school

A very annoying kid is in my class. His name is jack texiera

by Icejjfishy October 20, 2020

texident

An accident caused by someone writing a text message on his/her mobile phone.

He was writing a text message on his mobile phone while he was crossing the street. He never saw the car. It was a texident.

by widggman January 13, 2009

Mark Texiera

Mark Texiera the best first basemen in all of major leauge baseball. Plays for the awesomest team in major league baseball (New York Yankees)

Mark Texiera is such a beast

by yankeeking400300 January 10, 2010

Texident

A resident of Texas. Usually known to be a cowboy/cowgirl, have unusual accents, use the term 'Use'ta' 'Goin'ta' 'Fixin'ta' and 'Yall'.

On rare occasions may become president.

Do not support gay peoples, and are known to have mass genocides for this type of people.

George is a bad Texident. If I have to hear his horrific accent one more time....I will move to New Jersey!

Kids, this is about the idiot Texident who became President, by a horrible act of fate.

by Stetson June 17, 2008