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Texident 

A resident of Texas. Usually known to be a cowboy/cowgirl, have unusual accents, use the term 'Use'ta' 'Goin'ta' 'Fixin'ta' and 'Yall'.

On rare occasions may become president.

Do not support gay peoples, and are known to have mass genocides for this type of people.
George is a bad Texident. If I have to hear his horrific accent one more time....I will move to New Jersey!

Kids, this is about the idiot Texident who became President, by a horrible act of fate.
Texident by Stetson June 17, 2008
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Texident 

The accident of sending the wrong text to the wrong person.
I just got in a texident! I meant to send Sarah a message telling her Lisa was a fat cunt, but I accidentally sent it to Lisa instead!
Texident by Jenny B The Shizz October 10, 2008

Textident 

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book
I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...
Textident by killakai February 11, 2007
When you are carrying on multiple conversations via text and you accidentally send the wrong text to one of the people you are texting with. Can be very troublesome, particularly when you are talking to girls or guys you like and the texadent reveals you are in to more than one person.
Omg... We were texting and then I got a text meant for another girl! He said it was a texadent but now I know this guy is a player!
Texadent by misselisabete November 23, 2013

Taxident 

An accident, or collision involving one or more taxis.
"Oh my goodness! This stupid taxi driver just ran into a pole. We were in a taxident!"
Taxident by michetalks November 12, 2009

textident 

texting the wrong person the right message. usually caused by texting 2 people at the same time.
i just had a major textident when i was ordering the take out.
textident by joytext October 30, 2008
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