testive

Dirtily experimenting while being festive

"Hey babe since it's Christmas, can we get testive tonight?"

testive by teen wolf band girl December 8, 2015

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Tective Man

Rainy capach u chew my window so dry put me in da back da car at da station from dat point on me reach my destination in the destination reaching outta East Detention

Aidan stop becoming a tective man. Just stop no one axed u

Tective Man by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021

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testivfefe

1. A mocking term used to describe President Trump's testicles and/or scrotum; an expansion of Donald Trump's popular late-night Twitter goof "covfefe".

2. The sound that low-hanging & especially wrinkly And/or well-textured testicles make when you're walking about 'commando' in corduroy pants.

The Secret Service agent became agitated as President Trump paced about the room in his corduroy pants, the lack of underwear between his wrinkly scrotum & the notoriously loud fabric was increasingly obnoxious. Before he had time to think of his solemn oath, the agent yelled out "PLEASE GOD, STOP PACING! THAT TESTIVFEFE IS DRIVING ME INSANE!"

testivfefe by the Red-Headed Pecker June 8, 2017

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Testilepathy

Testilepathy is the phenomenon that occurs when one man is hit in the testicles and everyone around him growns in pain. Simply put it is telepathy of the testicles.

Oh shit! She kicked him in the junk! Damn testilepathy!

Testilepathy by Pig_boy August 19, 2009