Testie-mony

recalling a story that involves the gonads.

Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident

Testie-mony by Geeo the Spaceman July 7, 2009

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teste-mony

When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.

"Dude, could you believe Dave's teste-mony?? Man, that must've been some wicked pain!"

teste-mony by nygs January 15, 2008

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Intestinal Testimony

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

Intestinal Testimony by Catnymph July 22, 2010

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Pavement Testimony

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

Pavement Testimony by Lukenestler September 21, 2008