Testhole

It is a derivation of the word 'asshole'. Closely linked to the 'askhole'. Maybe even the same guy...The 'testhole' loves to tell you about how he/she did on a test when you did not even ask them. They will freely give the information because they are confident that they have achieved a better score than you.

You: (thinking out loud and minding your own business) " Man, that fuckin sucks. I totally thought I'd do better on the test than that."
Testhole: ( lingering in your immediate area waiting for the moment to ask) "What's wrong? How'd you do?"
You: ( Not paying attention enough to recognize you are setting yourself up) "86."
Testhole: ( With heavy undertones of false modesty) "100. Sucks for you man. I didn't think the test was that hard." ( Smiles and walks away)

Testhole by Gunbunny31 February 5, 2009

testhole

a person being tested negative of covid-19 and brags about it; variation of vaxhole

this lad has his results came back and became a testhole all of a sudden

testhole by itsmecurt336 April 20, 2021

Teshole

A Tesla owner that drives or parks like an A-hole.

“Dang, they parked like a real Teshole!

“Wow, this person is driving like a Teshole.”

Teshole by mcscorp May 13, 2023

Texthole 

Someone who repeatedly gets in your way while texting on the phone.

Sorry im late i got stuck behind a Texthole at the store.

Texthole by russelllll January 9, 2009

texthole 

Someone whose texting behavior is rude or just entertainingly stupid.

Some guy was madly fiddling with his cellphone while the cashier was trying to ask him a question. I couldn't help saying, "Hey textole, if you don't put down the iPhone I'm gonna shove it up your textum.

Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!

I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.

texthole by Sausalito Kid June 2, 2011

texthole 

One who writes redundant, illogical, or pointless comments in an internet chatroom, blog, e-mail, magazine, book or any other form of text.

The texthole acted like he or she thought that what they were writing was valuable although their words were pointless in reality, thus taking up the readers time and or webchat space.

texthole by goffish July 20, 2008

TESTOLERANCE 

testing The Boundery's of Tolerance ...
Tes-Tolerance

During an InterVeiw/video taping of a Homeless Man, After watching what I had filmed & The Questions that I asked, I realized that I was Not Phased to ask the Honest & Truthful, Heart Breaking Questions withOut Hesitation, & I Knew right Then That tolerance Had been ONE sided & That Both side of tolerance need tobe Seen, so I started TESTOLERANCE

I Learned that The Things that the majority of Us,
Should Be Tolerant of, We are NOT
&
The Things that We Should NOT be Tolerant of, We ARE ...

Thus , I set forth on this journey of testing TOLERANCE

They Say, We SHOULD
I say, We Don't,
just Say SHOUNT ...

The 1st. thing I said to the homeless Man after I introduced him & sat down on the CardBoard, Even Though he offered his milk crate, I let him keep it & sat on the ground, well his living room rug , & said, So Patrick, you seem like a Purdy HAPPY GUY, RIGHT What would you say to that & He replied, Oh Yes, I'd say Fair to Partly Cloudy, but Mostly happy,
I'd say Yes...
WOW, It hit me right then ...

I could NOT have Pulled Over Every person driving by on that HighWay, Who was in a Car that was New & or worth more than 50,000 &
I bet after 100 of them, NOT one would say, Yes & Mean It as Much as Patrick did that day ...

TESTOLERANCE by Ace Banger, The Guru February 3, 2009