testant
your mother is a testant
testant by james macdonald February 1, 2005
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Bro-testant Reformation
Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
Bro-testant Reformation by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019
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Feloniously slay the testator
To masturbate
Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
Feloniously slay the testator by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009
Testastrogen
The combination of the male and female excaulive horomones. Only found in hermaphrodites and pill form.
Testastrogen by Kat November 15, 2003
testentation
1. Pretentious male-like display meant to impress others
2. boastful male-like showiness
3. male-like tendency to respond in a more serious manner than a situation calls for, particularly when one's aura of dominance is threatened.
2. boastful male-like showiness
3. male-like tendency to respond in a more serious manner than a situation calls for, particularly when one's aura of dominance is threatened.
Brian was too busy maintaining his testentation to enjoy the casual remark about his shoe size and it's correlation to something unidentified.
testentation by Nostrodumbass October 15, 2013
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