testant

a very dirty slut with weird fetishes such as gimp suits

your mother is a testant

by james macdonald February 1, 2005

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

testastical

an orgasmic feeling when you're eating curly fries

i was having a date and all of the sudden, while eating my curly fries, i had a testastical!

by tYLER & lAURAAAAAA August 27, 2007

textantrum

A temper tantrum delivered to its audience via text message.

Sorry about that embarrassing textantrum I sent you the other day.

by ™Mule September 8, 2011

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

Testastrogen

The combination of the male and female excaulive horomones. Only found in hermaphrodites and pill form.

Lets go buy some testastrogen pills and get fucked up!!

by Kat November 15, 2003

testentation

1. Pretentious male-like display meant to impress others
2. boastful male-like showiness
3. male-like tendency to respond in a more serious manner than a situation calls for, particularly when one's aura of dominance is threatened.

Brian was too busy maintaining his testentation to enjoy the casual remark about his shoe size and it's correlation to something unidentified.

by Nostrodumbass October 15, 2013