™Mule's definitions

spaznihilate

When two spastically charged people smash into and annihilate each other and/or any possibility of a stable relationship.

Those two spazzes would be a perfect match if they could control themselves even a little, but I bet they'll just spaznihilate each other.

by ™Mule September 10, 2011

awksplosion

An explosion of awkwardness.

I wouldn't stand too close to her if I were you; she's an awksplosion just waiting to happen.

by ™Mule September 10, 2011

spazual orbit

When two spastically charged people approach each other indirectly, at just the right angle to fall into mutual orbit.

I thought those two spazzes would both keep bouncing off normal people forever, but it looks like they've fallen into spazual orbit with each other.

by ™Mule September 10, 2011

textantrum

A temper tantrum delivered to its audience via text message.

Sorry about that embarrassing textantrum I sent you the other day.

by ™Mule September 8, 2011

sextduction

A seduction undertaken via text message.

I totally failed to get laid with that sextduction I sent yesterday.

by ™Mule September 8, 2011