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caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;

the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!
by Content-ment411 October 20, 2019
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skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness
"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."

"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
by Content-ment411 May 11, 2019
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alfombruh (noun) term of endearment between Hispanic males for an extremely hairy friend from the Spanish alformbra≈"carpet"
"Héctor is one hairy dude."

"Agreed, but he's a cool guy."

"Yeah, man. He's my alfombruh"
by Content-ment411 May 14, 2019
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Bradlands (proper noun): various sub-regions within the Southwestern US frequented by frat-boys i.e. "Brad" and similar names

Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues
Examples of "Bradlands" include Socttsdale, Arizona; Boulder, Colorado and Red Rocks
by Content-ment411 February 21, 2020
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bragriculture (noun): excessive devotion to sustainability and fair labor practices in farming with very loud advertising of this to offset ridiculous prices
"Intelligenstia is some great coffee"

"Yeah but you need financing to buy a pound of beans. It's total bragriculture."
by Content-ment411 May 18, 2019
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Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019
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blueballing (n/v) exaggeration of a film or TV show's ratings based largely or entirely on "blue" zip code political sympathies of the reviewers
Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.
by Content-ment411 October 10, 2019
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