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bragriculture

bragriculture (noun): excessive devotion to sustainability and fair labor practices in farming with very loud advertising of this to offset ridiculous prices
"Intelligenstia is some great coffee"

"Yeah but you need financing to buy a pound of beans. It's total bragriculture."
by Content-ment411 May 18, 2019
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post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable
"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019
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caulk fight

caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;

the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!
by Content-ment411 October 20, 2019
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pop-sickles

pop-sickle (n): entertainment with a sharply socialist message of class-warfare or having oppressor/oppressed structure (hammer and sickle is a popular socialist emblem)

designed to have mass appeal, these entertainments deliver the philosophy of socialism in a palletable or "sweet" setting

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-Movies like "Hustlers" and "Casino Jack"
-Musicians like Taylor Swift and (long ago) Rage Against the Machine
-Shows like "Good Girls" and "See" from Apple TV are obvious pop-sickles
by Content-ment411 March 14, 2020
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old country

any eastern European or Eurasian nation that ends in "-ia"; some in "-stan"; also Poland

ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan
made famous by the elderly Ashkenazi couple Boris and Minka on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats"--it is always "old country" without an article
by Content-ment411 May 16, 2019
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Bradlands

Bradlands (proper noun): various sub-regions within the Southwestern US frequented by frat-boys i.e. "Brad" and similar names

Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues
Examples of "Bradlands" include Socttsdale, Arizona; Boulder, Colorado and Red Rocks
by Content-ment411 February 21, 2020
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wokeswagon

wokeswagon (n) a car with an excessive quantity of political, environmental and social engagement bumper stickers; well beyond self-expression or raising awareness into overtly distracting or obvious virtue signalling
I'm glad that dude with green hair is down w/ the Sierra Club. But I've counted 37 bumper stickers since we stopped at this light. That is a flagrant wokeswagon
by Content-ment411 August 23, 2019
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