Content-ment411's definitions
post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)
an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"
etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"
etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"
"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020
Get the post-ponedmug. Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable
"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"
"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"
"Wall Street runs the liquor--"
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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"
"Wall Street runs the liquor--"
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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019
Get the post-funmug. bragriculture (noun): excessive devotion to sustainability and fair labor practices in farming with very loud advertising of this to offset ridiculous prices
"Intelligenstia is some great coffee"
"Yeah but you need financing to buy a pound of beans. It's total bragriculture."
"Yeah but you need financing to buy a pound of beans. It's total bragriculture."
by Content-ment411 May 18, 2019
Get the bragriculturemug. caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;
the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!
by Content-ment411 October 20, 2019
Get the caulk fightmug. wokeswagon (n) a car with an excessive quantity of political, environmental and social engagement bumper stickers; well beyond self-expression or raising awareness into overtly distracting or obvious virtue signalling
I'm glad that dude with green hair is down w/ the Sierra Club. But I've counted 37 bumper stickers since we stopped at this light. That is a flagrant wokeswagon
by Content-ment411 August 23, 2019
Get the wokeswagonmug. ("ewok" is an anagram of "woke". The term comes from a warring, primitive bear-like lifeform in the Star Wars movies who were aggressive and tribalistic)
by Content-ment411 October 30, 2019
Get the ewokmug. skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness
"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."
"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
by Content-ment411 May 11, 2019
Get the skanktimoniousmug.