Content-ment411's definitions

wokeswagon

wokeswagon (n) a car with an excessive quantity of political, environmental and social engagement bumper stickers; well beyond self-expression or raising awareness into overtly distracting or obvious virtue signalling

I'm glad that dude with green hair is down w/ the Sierra Club. But I've counted 37 bumper stickers since we stopped at this light. That is a flagrant wokeswagon

by Content-ment411 August 23, 2019

ewok

ewok (noun) term of reference for non-coastal American with socially traditional beliefs

("ewok" is an anagram of "woke". The term comes from a warring, primitive bear-like lifeform in the Star Wars movies who were aggressive and tribalistic)

by Content-ment411 October 30, 2019

Bradlands

Bradlands (proper noun): various sub-regions within the Southwestern US frequented by frat-boys i.e. "Brad" and similar names

Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues

Examples of "Bradlands" include Socttsdale, Arizona; Boulder, Colorado and Red Rocks

by Content-ment411 February 21, 2020

skanktimonious

skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness

"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."

"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"

by Content-ment411 May 11, 2019

post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable

"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"

by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019

old country

any eastern European or Eurasian nation that ends in "-ia"; some in "-stan"; also Poland

ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan

made famous by the elderly Ashkenazi couple Boris and Minka on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats"--it is always "old country" without an article

by Content-ment411 May 16, 2019

caulk fight

caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;

the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes

We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!

by Content-ment411 October 20, 2019