Content-ment411's definitions

skanktimonious

skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness

"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."

"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"

by Content-ment411 May 11, 2019

bragriculture

bragriculture (noun): excessive devotion to sustainability and fair labor practices in farming with very loud advertising of this to offset ridiculous prices

"Intelligenstia is some great coffee"

"Yeah but you need financing to buy a pound of beans. It's total bragriculture."

by Content-ment411 May 18, 2019

old country

any eastern European or Eurasian nation that ends in "-ia"; some in "-stan"; also Poland

ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan

made famous by the elderly Ashkenazi couple Boris and Minka on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats"--it is always "old country" without an article

by Content-ment411 May 16, 2019

post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable

"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"

by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019

caulk fight

caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;

the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes

We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!

by Content-ment411 October 20, 2019

blueballing

blueballing (n/v) exaggeration of a film or TV show's ratings based largely or entirely on "blue" zip code political sympathies of the reviewers

Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.

by Content-ment411 October 10, 2019

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019