tessmer

one who lives in complete failure

omg, you just got killed my a level 4 mudkip. what a tessmer.

by Aperture Labs January 6, 2008

team tessmer

Team tessmer if you ever happen to walk by a tessmer make sure to say hi these people are the nicest people you will ever meet there family loves one another so much they have lots of faith in god and are very thankful if you ever happen to be friends with a tessmer make sure you treat them well because you are very lucky to have them as a team

Team tessmer can’t be knocked down

by Team Tessmer May 4, 2018

Roman Tesmer

he is a uncooked chicken nugget who suffers from poverty and is adopted who get beaten daily but is ripped but is still fat as hell

jesus christ your such a adopted Roman Tesmer
oh my god roman

by child hood obesity August 19, 2019

tesseract

The four-dimensional equivalent of a cube.

A person using a tesseract in three-dimensional space would be equivalent to a person using three dimensions to move through a two-dimensional universe. The laws of physics would still apply, but only on the two-dimensional scale.

by ds_k7 May 3, 2006

tesser

To travel in time! A shortcut in world traveling.

If I could tesser anywhere it would be the day I said goodbye to my father. I would never let go!

by Monchie~ May 10, 2018

Tesseract

A tesseract (AKA 4-hypercube) is a shape equivalent to that of a 3D cube, but in “4D”. If you looked at a tesseract as a 3D being, it would look like a cube inside of a cube, connected by the vertices.

Currently, we are in a 3D world, as 3D beings. We travel through 3 dimensions: X (left-right), Y (up-down), Z (forward-back). A tesseract can rotate in the W dimension, which, as a 3D being, is impossible. If you look at a cube rotating in the W dimension, it looks like 8 cubes growing and shrinking. See GIF below for further detail.

Person 1: “What is that?”

Person 2: “A tesseract.” (Person 2 explains above description)

by Zyrom121 October 23, 2018

Tessera

A wild and crazy person who is very ingenious and a straight faced comic but who also has trouble finding motivation out of day to day life.

That girl is such a Tessera! She's always off in her own world!

by OpheliaNeko March 10, 2010