tesser 

To travel in time! A shortcut in world traveling.

If I could tesser anywhere it would be the day I said goodbye to my father. I would never let go!

tesser by Monchie~ May 10, 2018

luke tesser 

Luke Tesser is very stupid and is very mean. He is not my friend

No one likes luke tesser

luke tesser by ihateluketesser November 14, 2017

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Tessorexia Nervosa 

A person suffering from Atypical Anorexia (AAN) must show body dissatisfaction, intentional restrictive behavior, and fear of gaining weight while maintaining a BMI of <18.5 and typically fall within the normal to the overweight range.

HAES-supportive nutritionists, wellness advisors, and other non-physicians from within the industry have bastardized the diagnosis of AAN while attempting to free their clients from “diet culture” and encouraging those to eat “what you want, whenever you want”. This trend harms the person by not acknowledging the self-destructive behaviour inherent in bingeing and using food for pleasure. Many consider this a misclassification of Eating Disorders, primarily Binge-Eating Disorder (BED), in an attempt to separate themselves from the stigma and shame related to gluttony and overindulgence. Unfortunately, this is at the expense of those who truly suffer from AAN since they are already underrepresented in medical literature and considered not severe enough for treatment.

Recently, Tess Holliday declared she was diagnosed with Anorexia at around 350lbs. In contrast to her claims, her social media features a plentitude of sweets, cakes, and takeout consumed on a weekly basis without shame. Such a false diagnosis of Atypical Anorexia is coined as Tessorexia Nervosa. Often individuals who are suffering from Tessorexia claim to be in recovery from Anorexia and any attempt to modify their diet would trigger a relapse causing them to waste away.

I suffer from Tessorexia Nervosa! I’m in recovery from Anorexia! Don’t talk to me about my diet or I’ll starve myself again and it will be your fault!

Tessorexia Nervosa by unotmebye October 15, 2021

Ayla Tesler-Mabe 

Ayla Tesler- Mabe is guitarist in calpurnia who plays Minecraft loudly in hotels and wears funky pants which everyone loves. She is also in another band called ludic.

“That girl Ayla Tesler-Mabe is an amazing guitarist”

Ayla Tesler-Mabe by Spicyxwolfhard on ig February 5, 2019

table teaser 

When a waitress at a bar, restaurant or club who waits on tables, acts like she is interested in you, as a customer, & flirts with you, even at great lengths & depth throughout the night, just to lure you so that you may be inclined to shell out alot of tip money for her. She may even provide you with her number (fake usually) just to give you the illusion of hope. She'll play the role very good and she's usually a good talker. And if you start talking to her like in a flirtatious way, then she know she's got you. So don't flirt, because she's just wants to hurt you in your pocket. These table teasers won't flirt with girls because they know girls won't tip more just because so they target only the guys as victims. Typically these women are pretty good looking, or atleast compared to the other waitresses around, so they know that you will be attracted to them. Basically their game is the same as a cockteaser, only in a bar or restuarant or even club setting with the goal of milking money. Normally people would tip an average of around 15% but victims (typically guys) have been known to shell out 50% on tip just because the table teaser was that good into making the guy believe he had a chance with her. And the worst thing is, sometimes these table teasers would allow the guys to buy them drinks just to play the role that they are interested. So they get free drinks & more money from the guys... and that is their game.

Dude, how much tip did you end up giving to that table teaser whore last night?

Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?

Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.

A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.

I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!

Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.

table teaser by happyjoemann March 26, 2012

Taint teaser 

This is one who rubs a penis, finger or to tongue between Anus and sex organ.

Juan, a taint teaser, rubbed Susie until she began bucking!

Taint teaser by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016