teshla 

The name for a female .
Also the name of a Legend.
Name comes from the rock band tesla

Is teshla having pizza or eggs for lunch

teshla by tesh226 January 26, 2017

Teslagating 

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.

The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi

Teslagating by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015

Teslarian

A follower of the advise, mind and values of Nikola Tesla.

Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.

ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.

Teslarian by GlennyJ November 6, 2013

Teslam 

Teslam is a relatively new religion and its founder Elon Musk was inspired by scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard whose motto was: "If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” And Elon has done it and now he is a multi biljonaire, and for that Musk owes to his fanatic followers who naively believe they will save the world by driving Tesla electric cars.

Teslamism, like all extreme religious movements are a good excuse to stop thinking independently. However, Teslamist, at least not yet are as fundamentally hars toward the infidels that drive conventional cars as their "religion of peace" counterparts who tend to slit throats of dissidents, perhaps the difference comes from the fact that Prophet Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa while his religion founder colleague was a hook nosed sand nigger.

Prophet Musk's followers do not want to hear the uncomfortable thruth that manufacturing an electric car produces over two times the amount of CO₂ emissions than the conventional one, nor do they want to be aware of that the battery industry uses a lot of child labor at the beginning of the procurement of the materials in shithole countries that Teslamists can imagine saving this planet by driving ”zero-emission cars."
Refining battery material and its transporting from place to place are the causes for the high emission figures which is inevitably only a temporary craze.

- "Look over there, a Tesla semi-trailer truck!"
- "Indeed, wonder what does it transporting?"

- "Greetings and Teslam gospel, its carrying capacity is very modest due to the battery."

Teslam by O. W. Tongueincheek November 11, 2021

Teslaturding 

A strikingly primitive and most certainly immature prank played by competing high school teams where each team attempts to turd the most Teslas in one evening, prior to the big game.

A novel detail of Teslaturding is that each separate turding must be documented in a photograph, providing both evidence for a winning team’s score as well as evidence for a future conviction should any turder brag to the wrong sources.

Teslaturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

Tesladdiction 

noun

1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;

2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;

3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;

4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator

Dr. Seriouslyuneedadetox said at this point my Tesladdiction has grown too intense to be treated on an outpatient basis, as a result of my admission that I experienced overwhelming tingling sensations of elation upon realizing my tropical vacation was finally over and soon I would be home driving my Tesla again.

Tesladdiction by FrunkieJunkie April 16, 2019

Tesla Coven 

A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.

How can I join the Tesla Coven?
Well, just buy a Red Bull and drink it with a metal straw.

Tesla Coven by Crayon Pop January 25, 2020