noun

1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;

2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;

3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;

4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator

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