teshir

A crusty lipped short annoying faggot who whipes his ass with a small stripper shirt and is a complete lying piece of shit

Guy:Hey bro your lips look like teshir
Other guy:Amn my bad Carmex don't work for me

by Weenie warrior June 2, 2016

cardboard tshirt

an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.

Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."

by 570 February 23, 2009

Toshiro

sexy Captain of squad 10. White haired icy angel. Child Prodigy. Kinda grumpy, but cute , he doesn't like to be called young despite looking it.

Random girl: "Aawh, you cute little boy!"
Toshiro:" DON'T CALL ME CUTE! AND, I'M NOT LITTLE!!!"

by Yaoke November 22, 2013

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.

2.The thing that's above this definition.

3.Something that you wouldn't click on.

Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

by 1337MuffinMasta February 5, 2010

toshirotard_

A very seggsy creator who never misses

Toshirotard_ is seggsy

by hangetard March 2, 2021

Toshiro Mifune

Japanese Actor. His name has become synonymous with sexy awesomeness.

I would go gay for Toshiro Mifune.

by Johnny Pseudonym March 8, 2008

teshima

the sexiest man alive he is very hot and manly

too hot for tv and littl girls

by teshima May 9, 2005