n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.
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.....so then there was this big crash, see, and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all,"Judy! You is the chosen one!" So I said,"But I don't want to be pregnant. I got school to finish." (Sobs uncontrollably)
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.
by gnostic 1 December 31, 2012
n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.
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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.
by gnostic3 August 04, 2016
by Crazy Dogz October 20, 2018
Person responsible for kicking that ass in gear. Given authority from thy Lord above, not to be forgotten. Don't get it twisted folks, cuz State trumps everstuffs!!
by garbertronic June 18, 2017