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Teotim is a very sporty guy. He is also good in school and very nice. Teotim is a VERY hot person and gets all the girls
Damn teotim is so hot
teotim by The best berry June 2, 2023
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Nice and good at sports. Loves kids and is a good husband. Very popular and good in school (gets good grades). Carefully and loving towards everyone. Good friend. Also téotim can have a side of whom is full of OCD. Good in art class
Did you know téotim is so caring?
téotim by The best berry October 21, 2022

Thotimus Prime

(Noun)- A continuation of the acronym THOT (that hoe over there). Name used to represent the chieftain of all hoes. A female achieves this matriarchal role after sleeping with over 100 different people, and remains at this position until dethroned by another THOT or faced by whatever brave soul is just crazy enough to get inside that festering and extremely loose funbox.
After you defeat all the other hoes, you must face the most powerful thot of all; Thotimus Prime.
Thotimus Prime by Darth Achilles February 22, 2015

BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS 

What you say when you invite your girl to watch the bee movie but she begins to take her clothes off and touch your front stinger
DONT TOUCH MY FRONT STINGER, NOW BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS

Testimoney 

n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.

2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
Corey B. King
@coreybking

@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?

8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
Testimoney by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013

Thotimus Prime

A girl who is in fact a Thot, (that hoe over there) who leads other girls into the Thot life. She shows them her ways while recruiting more thots for her cause. She also carries the thotobot matrix of leadership
Guy 1: Aye bruh you see that girl, she fine as finuck!
Guy2: Nah bruh, thats thotimus prime, she aint loyal for shit!
Thotimus Prime by SwigSwag23 April 23, 2015

Textimate 

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
Textimate by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009
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