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Théotime 

He is better in French orthography than all his friends he has a huge penis and his really funny
I feel like Théotime ( like : I feel like god)
Théotime by Yzuzhhee November 22, 2021
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Théotime 

Théotime comes from the same roots of "GOD".

He will be your god! He will always be there for you!

He is calm and doesn't want any drama. He is shy at first, but when you really know him, he has a great and big heart. You can only LOVE him!!
1) Hey do you know Théotime?

2) Yes! He is my boyfriend! He is the best boyfriend ever! I love him so much.

3) Omg you are so lucky! He is the best
Théotime by clem2401 November 22, 2021
An ancient greek god, a very nice player of League of legends. Guys envy him, his penis is HUGE.
Today, our Lethal had his ass destroyed by a wildTheotim !
theotim by killouh December 8, 2016

thetimeofmiddleschool

a living pit of hell where kids are dumb and think they are bosses at life ut in reality they are just watermleons
in thetimeofmiddleschool middle scholers think they're the best and cooler than everyone

ikr!

Thetimes 

When you forget to put a spade between “The” and “times” when typing
The word Thetimes in and of itself should be an example enough
Thetimes by T-pose cat November 20, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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