Tensel
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Shin Megami Tensei NINE
Some Japanese Xbox game.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."
-Marsh, 2020
-Marsh, 2020
Shin Megami Tensei NINE by The God of Mediocrity September 2, 2021
Tactical Ab Tense
Blowing all the air out of your lungs and tensing your abs as tightly as possible, to the point that you can barely speak. This is generally done at pool parties or the beach, in order to look like your waist is smaller and your body fat is lower than it actually is. This is particularly used by shirtless people when a photo is being taken of them or when their crush is nearby.
Greg: Dude do you want a beer
Terry (in a quiet, strained voice): Dude I can't talk, Jenny is over there so I'm pulling a tactical ab tense.
Terry (in a quiet, strained voice): Dude I can't talk, Jenny is over there so I'm pulling a tactical ab tense.
Tactical Ab Tense by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021
Tinsel Crown
The festive present that just keeps giving....
The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.
She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.
She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike
Tinsel Crown by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016
Shinra Tensei
A super-powerful move used by the Akatsuki member Pein (Nagato) that allows one to create a powerful blast that will push away anything. Pein uses it to completely destroy the leaf village, in addition to using it while fighting Kakashi, Choji, Jiraiya, Sage-Mode Naruto, and Kyuubi Naruto.
It can also be used in an everyday context to refer to someone getting completely destroyed.
It can also be used in an everyday context to refer to someone getting completely destroyed.
Version 1: Pein used Shinra Tensei and completely fucked up the Leaf Village in Naruto.
Version 2: If you don't pay me back, I will go Shinra Tensei on your ass.
Version 2: If you don't pay me back, I will go Shinra Tensei on your ass.
Shinra Tensei by KakaSensei June 12, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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