tender love
tender love by !9yroldmother&wife May 9, 2017
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tender love making
When a sexy man tenderly makes sweet sweet love to a woman. They caresses each other gently and roughly. The passion of their tender love making creates music so sweet angels would cry.
Baby,when I get home from work, I'm gonna cook you dinner, rip your clothes off, smack that ass and begin the tender love making to you tonight. Tender fucking love.
tender love making by Antioniobanderas12 February 4, 2014
tender love, chicken tender
tender love, chicken tender by Baekhyun the bacon May 18, 2019
Tender Love Dump
When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.
"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
Tender Love Dump by KrRnWi March 10, 2008
Love Me Tenders
A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.
Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders
Love Me Tenders by DudicalDuude December 27, 2007
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