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Hanging ten on a southern surfboard 

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.
Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.
As in 10 out of 10, the best of the best. Used to describe any variety of people, places, or situations.
Hey I'm at this kegger right now and this spot is on TEN!
on ten by Toohotferbitness August 24, 2010

a hundred on ten

I do admit that I put a hundred on ten when I was telling that story about the raccoon in my attic.
Ready to snap ,go off,mad ,upset about something
My bitch gave me some half head (unfinished. blow job) l was on ten
on ten by Rick Party February 5, 2017

Ten on the Two 

Ten on the Two - adv. To expound on something you know nothing about or are not an expert at hoping to impress people or gain more popularity. Coined from putting 10 dollars down on a crap game hoping to score the big pot, thus, 10 dollars on two dice or Ten on the Two.
I hope you know what your talking about kid 'cause it sounds like you puttin' Ten on the Two!
Ten on the Two by k_cool September 28, 2007
When I received my phone bill and saw the high amount, I was on ten!
on ten by Anonymous September 25, 2003