Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.
Ten on the Two - adv. To expound on somethingyou know nothing about or are not an expert at hoping to impress people or gain more popularity. Coined from putting 10 dollars down on a crap game hoping to score the big pot, thus, 10 dollars on two dice or Ten on the Two.