temprature 

you are a failure you misspelt temperature

Marc: What's the temprature
Kevin: You misspelt temperature idiot

temprature by Cheatr November 4, 2019

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.

The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

Room Temperature Challenge by not John Correia June 5, 2018

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm

Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!

Womb Temperature by M Mac July 9, 2010

Room Temperature Jeffrey 

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

Room Temperature Jeffrey by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

Room temperature IQ 

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.

Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.

Room temperature IQ by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022

Ginger Transition Temperature 

This is the temperature up to which the ginger is said to be more relaxed and comfortable. Approaching 16'C there is a slight change in state (Tg) from relaxed to mildly irritated. a colour transition is also noted (typically - white to pale pink).

It does depend on how quickly you heat them up tho and to which max temp (25-30'C). Note here that a fast heating rate will cause non-relaxation and charring...

if you employ a typical heating rate of 1'C/min across a range of -4'C to 16'C you will cause the subject to go through what is called the Tg or ginger Transition temperature.

The next step is to slow the heating rate to 0.2'C/min as anything in excess of this can cause ginger stress in the subject (indicated by pink cheeks and a frown).

En route to 25'C it is imperative to introduce the chemical SPF 1000000 or White Exterior Walls Gloss Paint. This allows the ginger to slowly come to terms with the external environment.

If however the system is feeling imbalanced on a particular day then a coating of tin foil and cellotape can also be utilised for masking any external environmental influence.

after 25'C the system may become unstable and pink cheeks and frown are subject to progress into bouts of severe irritation.A whining noise is also typically noted at ca. 27'C.

After which the subject will char severely and rapidly degrade into a pile of angry ash.

Guy 1: Where did that ginger go to?

Guy 2: Oh the temperature increased from 16'C to 24'C quite quickly there...

Guy 1: Ah the ginger transition temperature was reached way too quickly...... thats what happens when they think they have souls...

Guy 2: check your shoes, the last thing I need is a Tg red waffle stain.... the wife would not be impressed....

Ginger Transition Temperature by fockboy July 28, 2010

temperature play 

The point of temperature play is to provoke arousal by using the skin's neuroreceptors. Stimulation through heat or cold gives the body a rush of sensations that, during foreplay, is translated into arousal. Temperature play is especially fun when hot and cold are combined together in unpredictable patterns (for the receiver).

Objects that retain temperature (such as those made of metal) can also be used after they have been chilled or heated. More intense or extreme forms of temperature play (usually involving fire), like cupping and streaking, are more frequent in BDSM activities.

Typical (and safe) temperature play techniques involve ice, melted wax, metal that has been chilled or warmed, and hot or cold food.

Girl 1: Hey, what are you and your boyfriend into in the bedroom, if you know what I mean?
Girl 2: In the bedroom...? Oh! Um, me and my boyfriend like to do temperature play sometimes. It's really pleasurable, you should try it with your boyfriend!

temperature play by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015