Silicosis9324's definitions
by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022
Get the Pencil Sharpenermug. Real definition: The state of being aware about systematic racism
According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
Literal Neo-Nazi: "OH MY GOD TRANS PEOPLE ARE ONLY BEING BANNED FROM SPORTS AND NOT DRAWN AND QUARTERED AS WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"
Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
by Silicosis9324 October 16, 2023
Get the wokemug. If someone actually breaches AD4K I made up a word that will for sure fit the type of ungodly high ADHD they have: AD8K
by Silicosis9324 March 6, 2023
Get the AD8Kmug. Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.
The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.
by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
Get the Squirrel Girlmug. Slang for "dying of laughter". Usually put at the end of a sentence to symbolize something so absurd, it's funny.
"bro what the hell is this top definition for the skull emoji on urbandictionary and who even uses it in that way? 💀"
by Silicosis9324 June 24, 2024
Get the 💀mug. Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
Get the Zodiac signsmug. Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."
Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."
*20 years later*
Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"
Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"
MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"
Son: "My mom lied to me"
Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."
*20 years later*
Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"
Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"
MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"
Son: "My mom lied to me"
by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
Get the Gender Warsmug.