Gender Wars

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.
Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"
by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
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๐Ÿ’€

Slang for "dying of laughter". Usually put at the end of a sentence to symbolize something so absurd, it's funny.
"bro what the hell is this top definition for the skull emoji on urbandictionary and who even uses it in that way? ๐Ÿ’€"
by Silicosis9324 June 24, 2024
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ADQHD

AD1440p basically. More severe than ADFHD/AD1080p.
Why does ADQHD exist
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Room temperature IQ

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.
Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.
by Silicosis9324 November 08, 2022
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Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.
"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."
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A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.
"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
by Silicosis9324 May 09, 2023
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Obby

Roblox (most common I think) - An obstacle course. Examples: Mega Fun Obbies, Tower of Hell, JToH, etc

Minecraft - Short for obsidian. Commonly used in Minecraft Faction Servers like Bedwars.
Roblox

(In Tower of Hell)

Person A (at the top): Come on guys this obby isn't THAT hard. You can do it. Just imagine doing a bunch of Mega Fun Obby stages without dying or falling. THAT's what this game is.

Newbie (no offense to anyone): Bruh I can't do this I need checkpoints to do this

Person A: Welp, not my fault that you don't have the stamina. Not every obby will carry you through with checkpoints.

Minecraft

Bedwars Obsidian Users: I'm not good enough to face off against the PvP pros on that other team we're going to get some emeralds to buy some Obsidian it's our only hope

(later)

PvP Pros: *breaks through the wool of the enemies' bed protection* Oh god damn it more obby users we're gonna lose

*PvP Pros gets their bed destroys and loses to the obby users*

Obby users: THANK OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OBSIDIAN THAT WE WON LET'S GOOO
by Silicosis9324 July 17, 2023
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