by yuviken May 5, 2010
Get the tell talemug. A saying that has existed for a long time, but wasn't extremely popular until it became famous through the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, in which a pirate-ish skull and crossed bones on the wall utters this very phrase, among other things. Basically, what it means is that to keep something quiet, kill anyone who knows about it and, since that person is dead, it would be pretty much impossible for them to tell your secret. A similar saying is "Three can keep a secret if two are dead," invented by Benjamin Franklin.
So, you don't want anyone to find out that you're secretly a Hilary Duff fan? Just kill everyone who already knows--after all, dead men tell no tales.
by lollylollylollyPOP!!! July 29, 2007
Get the Dead Men Tell No Talesmug. by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 8, 2023
Get the Horn ball tells a tale of a link of the pastmug. When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021
Get the Tell-Tale Fartmug. by Frankster420 October 7, 2019
Get the Dead Man Tells No Talesmug.