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The cartoon channel called Teletoon. Originated on Teletoon when they did that stupid rap Christmas special where Santa and his elves were black, the girl character had no nose and the dog could stand on his hind leg, wear clothes and rap. Quite moronic, really.

Teletizzle
It's unrizzle

teletizzle by Darian December 24, 2003

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Televizle

Television

I am wathing my televisle.

Televizle by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Snoop Dogg's TV show.

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle is a translation of "Doggy Fuck Television."

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005

teletinkle

(tel-ee-ting-kuhl) n. The sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call. A cell phone's ringtone.

"Hey man, Did you download that sweet new Green Day teletinkle ?"
"nah, not yet"

I didn't like the teletinkles my phone came with so I downloaded some new ones.

teletinkle by The Shizphactory February 29, 2008

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

A Pimpin Show ft. Snoop Dogg that is off the heezy fo sheezy.

This is the show they call Doggy Fizzle

w0rD

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle by Penis Man July 15, 2003

televizzle

televizzle means television

I am watching the television.
I be watchin' ma' televizzle.

televizzle by Michael December 6, 2003

telefizzle

refers to television, as spoken by snoop dogg

everyone should watch snoop's new show, Doggy Fizzle Telefizzle

telefizzle by snoop September 6, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026