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teletinkle

(tel-ee-ting-kuhl) n. The sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call. A cell phone's ringtone.
"Hey man, Did you download that sweet new Green Day teletinkle ?"
"nah, not yet"

I didn't like the teletinkles my phone came with so I downloaded some new ones.

teletinkle by The Shizphactory February 29, 2008
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The Tuscany Teetickle Special

The sexual act in which the female grinds her teeth using sandpaper, till fragments of her teeth lays on the guys testicles which she then sucks and nibbles on the teeth fragments and the testicles its self
Dude. My girlfriend gave me The Tuscany Teetickle Special. It hurts so good

Teletonken 

The German way of saying telephone.
"Man, when will she get off the teletonken?"
Teletonken by Tmac02892 October 22, 2009

teletizzle 

The cartoon channel called Teletoon. Originated on Teletoon when they did that stupid rap Christmas special where Santa and his elves were black, the girl character had no nose and the dog could stand on his hind leg, wear clothes and rap. Quite moronic, really.
Teletizzle
It's unrizzle
teletizzle by Darian December 24, 2003
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I hit a real purple patch.

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