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Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.
Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(

binge-watching 

Watching a TV series in like a week with multiple seasons, and getting little to no sleep.
i am currently binge-watching all 10 seasons of Supernatural.
or
I binge watched 10 years of television in 2 weeks!
binge-watching by Emo/SPN Trash af October 19, 2015

Cock watching 

When a man is in another mans business instead of focusing on his own moves or decisions. Usually it’s when you’re doing something they don’t agree with or thought of first so they hate on it.
“Bro why are you worried about what I’m doing you’re cock watching right now..”
Cock watching by Jayrodrick December 5, 2020

Tank top Watching 

When a creepy guy is watching you, (he doesn’t have to be wearing a tank top) but he has to give off tank top vibes. And have a little dirt on his shirt.
“There was this guy that was tank top watching me earlier.”