telera 

A piece of Mexican bread. It looks to be about the size of an extended hand ( from the pinky, to the tip of the middle finger, to the tip of the thumb, to the base of the palm) and oval.

It can also be used to as a nickname for someone who has a large (and usually ugly) face.

1: I'm starving !
2: Let's buy some ham, beans, lettuce and teleras so we can make some great sandiches.
1: Let's go !

Ex:2
1. Look, -points- Uriel thinks that he's a badass.
2. All I see, is that he's a stupid telera.
1. You hear that Uriel, "Telera", (insert last name) !

telera by El_Dyablo September 5, 2012

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

telepanhandler 

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.

"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.

telepanhandler by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005

telepalmter

1. A memory tool used to help with answers to interview questions or tests made by writing things on the palm of ones hand. It is most commonly used by middle school children and former half term governors.

Sarah Palin crossed out the word "Budget" on her telepalmter because talking about the budget is too hard.

telepalmter by rkdrc February 7, 2010

White Telepathy 

The uncanny ability among white people to know exactly what the other is thinking even if they have never met. Usually is very strong among people with blue eyes

White girl is having a birthday party and her cousin and new boyfriend, who just happens to be white with blue eyes, go to pick out balloons. the white boyfriend immediately sees a cube shaped balloon and buys it. they go to the party and the white guy gives the girl the balloon and she tells him that she was going to get one after she saw one in the store. White girl: how did you know I wanted this? White Guy: White telepathy.

White Telepathy by Mr.Manson September 24, 2013

telemarketers 

A telemarketer is basically a technology-equipped street hawker who rings you incessantly and tries to turn your own private home into a market bazaar, just in case you don't find the constant spruiking of products and services in junk mail, on radio programs, TV commercials and late-night infomercials annoying enough.

It ranks just above being a wheel-clamper, a parking inspector and a pimp, but trumps all with its persistence and invasiveness.

It's one of the few jobs which give a chance for hermits who never leave the house to experience the joys of being incessantly harassed in their own home.

It is a very unprofessional and disrespectful way to market products and it reeks of desperation. Attempting to get people to agree to complex deals over the phone and not giving them time to compare the deal with the competition or any current deals they have, is a scummy way of doing business.

The lack of respect inherent in the job is demonstrated by corporates themselves who outsource their telemarketing to places like India to keep their marketing costs down.

Get call-barring if you can, or ditch your landline for a mobile. These are the only ways to stop these people. You can abuse them all you like, make all the requests to them to stop ringing and they will always ignore you.

The epitome of corporate arrogance and unprofessionality.

The Zombie Holocaust will not be televised: it is already being brought to you in person four or more times a day by Indian telemarketers.

telemarketers by Max Ballroom August 5, 2011

Telebate 

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

Telebate by Mdad28 January 3, 2014