White girl is having a birthday party and her cousin and new boyfriend, who just happens to be white with blue eyes, go to pick out balloons. the white boyfriend immediately sees a cube shaped balloon and buys it. they go to the party and the white guy gives the girl the balloon and she tells him that she was going to get one after she saw one in the store. White girl: how did you know I wanted this? White Guy: White telepathy.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak