telemetry

Using an electronic apparatus for transmitting metrics about other people's actions and devices to a distant station; snooping

Your operating system and its 1752 partners care about your privacy. That's why, during regular use of your computer, we will collect telemetry that allows us to see when you use it and for what. The telemetry is used to improve our services.

telemetry by lucb1e2 September 2, 2024

Ghetto Telemetry 

When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.

Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!

Ghetto Telemetry by Dorre August 26, 2007

Nib realms telemetry 

DANGEROUS TELMETRY THAT CONTROLS WHOLE UNIVERSE

Probaly writen by aliens cia or related.
Knows everything.
Example:
You are reading about nib realms telemetry in urban dictonary.
see?? It knows everything!

Hi. I know your are from germany.
10minutes ago u was waching threads about blah.
Nib realms telemetry records everything u type.

Nib realms telemetry by jokbon June 9, 2019

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry 

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024

Telementary 

Telementary Is When Someone Learns Something Off The TV. Usually When They Are Young And Usually Off One Of Those Freaky Kids Shows On How Help The Environment And How To Read And Write.

John-How Does Your Brother Know How To Read So Well?
Jack-Telementary.
John-ooo

Telementary by Doureallywant2know?!?!?!?!? December 11, 2008

Teleseryes 

A very addicting to watch, crappily made cheap filipino drama/tv series. It's addicting because the story is very good and almost all of them have some sort of magic or monsters.

Grandma: Get out of the couch! I need to watch my teleseryes!
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!

Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...

Teleseryes by Daonewhoyah November 15, 2010

telemtry

The transmission of cocaine in one's asshole across international borders or into a penal institution.

The gringo used telemtry to get the job done.

telemtry by joe wakem March 9, 2005