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Using an electronic apparatus for transmitting metrics about other people's actions and devices to a distant station; snooping
Your operating system and its 1752 partners care about your privacy. That's why, during regular use of your computer, we will collect telemetry that allows us to see when you use it and for what. The telemetry is used to improve our services.
telemetry by lucb1e2 September 2, 2024
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Ghetto Telemetry 

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When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.
Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!
Ghetto Telemetry by Dorre August 26, 2007

Nib realms telemetry 

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DANGEROUS TELMETRY THAT CONTROLS WHOLE UNIVERSE

Probaly writen by aliens cia or related.
Knows everything.
Example:
You are reading about nib realms telemetry in urban dictonary.
see?? It knows everything!
Hi. I know your are from germany.
10minutes ago u was waching threads about blah.
Nib realms telemetry records everything u type.

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry 

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A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.
"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

Telementary 

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Telementary Is When Someone Learns Something Off The TV. Usually When They Are Young And Usually Off One Of Those Freaky Kids Shows On How Help The Environment And How To Read And Write.
John-How Does Your Brother Know How To Read So Well?
Jack-Telementary.
John-ooo

Teleseryes 

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A very addicting to watch, crappily made cheap filipino drama/tv series. It's addicting because the story is very good and almost all of them have some sort of magic or monsters.
Grandma: Get out of the couch! I need to watch my teleseryes!
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!

Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...
Teleseryes by Daonewhoyah November 15, 2010

telemtry

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The transmission of cocaine in one's asshole across international borders or into a penal institution.
The gringo used telemtry to get the job done.
telemtry by joe wakem March 9, 2005
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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