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teleiophobia 

The irrational hatred of adults.
Although young people are treated pretty badly, that doesn't justify teleiophobia.
teleiophobia by ApricotFields June 9, 2020
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teleiophilia

A minor or adult's sexual attraction to mature adults.
Teleiophilia is a primary sexual attraction to grown adults.
teleiophilia by Umeko December 2, 2004

Taliophobia

The irrational fear someone experiences after the whole KE Twitter fiasco with Talia. Feeling repulsed and disgusted by the mere mention of her name.
-I am afraid of listening to Talia singing on yet another Villaneve edit.
-Oh, babes, that's Taliophobia.
Taliophobia by VickaPaps April 14, 2022

Teenophobia 

Someone who is deeply afraid of teenagers.
Teenagers scare the living shit outta me! I think I have Teenophobia.

Telephobia 

Fear of communicating long distance (not just on the phone).

This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.
I don't like communicating over a long distance because I could embarrass myself because I don't know much about the other countries that they live in. I think I have telephobia.
Telephobia by phillips1012 December 14, 2012

teleophobia 

1. The fear of making definite plans;fear of things ending. 2. The fear of religious ceremonies.
1. He hates finishing projects because he has teleophobia.

2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.
teleophobia by just gotta know July 23, 2016

Teleiophilia

Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.
After Jim told me he thought our math teacher was hot I knew he was into teleiophilia.
Teleiophilia by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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