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telecaster 

An early electric guitar design by Leo Fender, which has a bolt on neck, bridge and neck single coil pickups, 1 volume, 1 tone, and 3-way toggle.
If you're looking for a twangy sound, look no further than a tele.
It is still one of the most recognizable guitars today, right behind the Stratocaster and Les Paul.
Joe Strummer of The Clash is famouse for playing a Telecaster.
telecaster by thepseudofriend July 29, 2004

Telecaster 

a misunderstood guitar in my opinion that was created by Leo Fender. It the first completely solidbody electric guitar ever mass produced but was origionally known as the Broadcaster, it has two single coil pickups, a volume and a tone knob, and a steel plate bridge. I say it's misunderstood because since the Telecaster has such a twangy sound it is commonly used by dance indy combos such as Franz Ferdinand and Arctic Monkey's which is fine, but what ever happened to the rocking Tele? I speak of Graham Coxon's fine work in Blur, or Thom Yorke and Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead (best band ever), or indeed Matt Bellamy of Muse? Please musicians hear my call, bring back the rocking Tele!
The Telecaster was used by Graham Coxon, Thom Yorke, Johhny Greenwood, Matt Bellamy, The Eagles, The Clash etc.
Telecaster by Telelover September 5, 2006

helecopter piss 

A act when a male Starts to urinate and does several 360 degree spins until they have no more urine.
Guys get ready to do the helecopter piss where gonna spins just like a helicopter propeller .

teleconference 

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.
Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences
teleconference by michael February 23, 2005

Helecopter 

A man with a big penis who swings his penis in a circular motion until he gets a boner
Garry : you should have seen my uncles helecopter it was massive

Barry : you gay bruv
Helecopter by Uncle Garry December 18, 2016

Teleporter Camping 

When in a FPS that include teleporters, typically Team Fortress 2, a player waits near a teleporter exit for a enemy player to come out for the player to kill.
*Player 1 comes out of teleporter exit, player 2 kills player 1*
Player 1: OMFG YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP FUCKING TELEPORTER CAMPING!!!1!!1!