Trepaculation 

First coined by Mike of Necronomipod podcast fame, used as a term to describe the actions of cult leader Roch Theriault after cutting a hole in the skull of a female follower and returned escapee, and proceeding to ejaculate into the skull in a resurrection attempt after her torture and murder in September 1988.

Dave: Trepanubation? Mastertreppanning? What do we want to call this?
Mike: Trepaculation. Final answer.

Trepaculation by JBailey182 December 31, 2020

premature treejaculation 

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

premature treejaculation by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017

tejaculation 

it is the phenomenon of a guy sucking his own dick to attain sexual enlightenment

teacher: how are you so good at sucking my dick

student: tejaculation

tejaculation by bigilickydicky November 11, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022