Trepaculation 

First coined by Mike of Necronomipod podcast fame, used as a term to describe the actions of cult leader Roch Theriault after cutting a hole in the skull of a female follower and returned escapee, and proceeding to ejaculate into the skull in a resurrection attempt after her torture and murder in September 1988.

Dave: Trepanubation? Mastertreppanning? What do we want to call this?
Mike: Trepaculation. Final answer.

Trepaculation by JBailey182 December 31, 2020

premature treejaculation 

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

premature treejaculation by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017

tejaculation 

it is the phenomenon of a guy sucking his own dick to attain sexual enlightenment

teacher: how are you so good at sucking my dick

student: tejaculation

tejaculation by bigilickydicky November 11, 2019