Teitur

Teitur is a male given name. In Old Norse the word means happy. In Modern Faroese, it is archaic but used as a male given name. It is often used for someone with a big penis and good looking

Teitur has a big dick

by Gnabula March 26, 2018

teitur

Usally a guy with a massive dick, it's very uncommon to see a guy named Teitur with a small penis.

A girl had sex with Teitur she told all her friends that he had a massive dick.

by Sexattic February 3, 2017

Teitur

Teitur is a very sexy man. And has big booty boobs. And d**ck

Ohh teitur senpai

by Pallli October 29, 2019

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

titure

A picture of a woman that clearly depicts the breasts.

I just met this chick on Facebook and I'm looking for her titures.

by kewlkyle January 28, 2008

texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

by Lizbrez January 26, 2009

Texturd

When your friend or enemy texts you a picture of their new, freshly-laid poo that they are overly proud of--like a brand new baby.

"That jackass texturded me after he ate nothing but corn and beans the night before. Christ, it was like an 18 inch Baby Ruth bar!"

"Really Luke?! You woke me up at 3am to shit share a picture of that corn laiden turd?!"

by apkitz April 18, 2010