teitter
teitter by Thanks for the Backshots July 21, 2024
Words you can keep
Twitter user
911 It’s an emergency! A twitter user just showed up where I work. He says God wants us to be together because I liked his gf bf tweet.
Twitter user by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 21, 2022
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passive aggressive pissy angry village of spoiled brats and people who think they're famous (under 140 characters).
Twitter by F.E.Shoebash October 15, 2014
Twitter user
Egotistical, arrogant, self centered people. Profit off of other peoples work, love clout, and try and act like they’re so positive but are so toxic and act like they know everything in the quote tweets. Oh, and they’re the biggest keyboard warriors you will ever see.
“I don’t really like super hero's, they’re not my taste”
Twitter user: YOU TASTELESS BUM, YOU’RE CLEARLY NOT FUN AT PARTIES AND STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE. ALSO RATIO XDXD
Btw i’m such an outgoing, open minded and positive PERSON! 🦋 ✨ 😁
Twitter user: YOU TASTELESS BUM, YOU’RE CLEARLY NOT FUN AT PARTIES AND STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE. ALSO RATIO XDXD
Btw i’m such an outgoing, open minded and positive PERSON! 🦋 ✨ 😁
Twitter user by SuperGoat636 December 14, 2021
Fiat 500 Twitter
Basic british white girls on Twitter that post about hangovers, boys, food, tango ice blasts, and generic life advice that for some reason gets thousands of retweets, usually adding an 'x' on the end for some sort of comedic value that is lost on the rest of the population/world. Usually all have the same picture in front of the exact same door as their profile picture.
"just found out that one of my 'pals' shagged my ex when we were together, in my house while I was sleeping, happy sunday everyone x" - fiat 500 twitter
"Am not being anyone's second choice n that's simple as that"
"could shag a nandos like"
"Sooooo hungover, jus want a maccies, chinese and cuddles insert general emoji here" "If you make [fun of someone for getting excited about something or having fun, you're the worst x"
"a HATE GETTING FUCKING ignored, whether its off a boy or off my pals, a think its the most ignorant thing someone can do"
"Am not being anyone's second choice n that's simple as that"
"could shag a nandos like"
"Sooooo hungover, jus want a maccies, chinese and cuddles insert general emoji here" "If you make [fun of someone for getting excited about something or having fun, you're the worst x"
"a HATE GETTING FUCKING ignored, whether its off a boy or off my pals, a think its the most ignorant thing someone can do"
Fiat 500 Twitter by FiJSat March 1, 2018
Twitter stan
one of the most problematic people you will meet in your life. They will argue with anyone that says one bad thing about their stan so don't get on their bad side.
Twitter stan by yeahimfine June 18, 2020
The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.
twitter by Jould like contact too September 29, 2011
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026