teheran

A different and thuper trendsetting way to say "tehe".

*Derived from an autocorrect typo.

What did the hobo man get for Christmas?

Nothing.

Random guy in the background: TEHERAN!

by Jewsef. September 9, 2011

Teheran

To violently push your nan down the stairs

I love Teheran

by Yeetmaster20069 December 8, 2019

Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019

tehrangeles

A euphemism stemming from the combination of Tehran (capital of Iran) and Los Angeles. It is commonly used when referring to the mast quantities (est. 600,000) of Iranian-Americans residing in Los Angeles.

I live in Tehrangeles, so of course I drive a beemer

by Amir April 17, 2004

Theran

A name only given to someone whose parents relish everything about ranch. Specifically hidden valley. Thera(nch)

My name is Theran because my parents love ranch.

by Giggy738 December 11, 2022

Theran

"Theran" A man who can drink more beer than a bar can provide. When it comes to taking things in moderation, Moderation is the only thing he does in moderation.

"AA is for quiters" Theran will not quit until he has accomplished what he came to do.

by Opianethie February 7, 2010

Therans must

The act of making lots of typing errors and/or the act of turning things into other things and/or moving from one thing onto another.

1. Its very hard to therans must from a small car to a big car.
2. I'm trying to therans must this stone into steel.
3. I'm osrry, I wsa benig busy. (The act of therans musting while typing)

by Waldamar January 13, 2011