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A person who pretends to be cool while inside they are a need who wants to have the teacher like him.
Jeez, you are such a Theeran, you are so not cool.

He is such a Theeran, I don't approve...
Theeran by Leo^ October 26, 2020

Theranos 

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
Theranos by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019

TheBranGod 

The one and only true god. He controls every aspect of your life and not only has ultimate power, but is also sexy as fuck. His penis is about the size of a 3 toed sloth and is as strong as bull. He is muscular as hell and is seen walking in a speedo amongst mortals.
All hail the mighty TheBranGod!!!
TheBranGod by notchen November 30, 2011

TheBrandonFTW 

A youtuber trying to make his way to the top
TheBrandonFTW is always trying his best.
TheBrandonFTW by TheRealBrandonFTW November 6, 2014

TheEvanator 

Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who'll always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upsets, doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS honest. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.He's the one you think about every minute of everyday and no matter how far away from. Your perfect<3
"DAMMMMMN... ITS TheEVANATOR"
"I LOVE YOU"
"MY MONKEYBOY"
"MY BESTFRIEND"
TheEvanator by TorreyUNICORNS January 8, 2012
A name only given to someone whose parents relish everything about ranch. Specifically hidden valley. Thera(nch)
My name is Theran because my parents love ranch.
Theran by Giggy738 December 11, 2022
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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