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teet-teet
teet-teet by Jennammmmmm May 2, 2008
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teet-teet • teet yeet • 2 Teet' • Fickely teet • Power Teet • reetle teet • Russian Teet • Super Teet • Teet Baby • Teet Milk
teet yeet
teet yeet: when a female to male transgender or non binary person gets their chest flattened using surgery, more commonly known as “top surgery”
teet yeet by elliotsamsun July 3, 2019
teet yeet
teet yeet by Punk Rock Santa April 12, 2019
Teet Milk
A practical joke played amongst males. Unlike the purple nurple, Teet milking involves back-handing/hitting the victims’ nipple rather than twisting it. The teet milking process can take time, often resulting in bruising, redness, and even blood emitting from the victims nipple(s)
James - "Can I offer you a glass of....TEET MILK"
Eric - "um whats teet milk?"
(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)
Eric - "um whats teet milk?"
(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)
Teet Milk by Austin Simpson September 30, 2007
Power Teet
Straight Foolish has been sucking on the Power Teet of Bonhoeffers so much lately that his home is run off the electricity.
Power Teet by Barook August 6, 2008
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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