google

paul: the human search engine

i asked google how staples were made and got an answer in less than 2 seconds

by A-Train February 09, 2004

greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

censorship

The way the government controls what we hear and see, bringing us but one step closer to Communism.

"Censorship fucking blows"
"Yea man, we might as well change our white stars to red ones."

by A-Train April 05, 2005

splat

1.(sin) The term referring to a single paintball.

2.(pl) The term referring to the sport of paintball

1. "I shot you in the face with a splat"

2. "Lets go play some splats"

by A-Train March 05, 2005

Theta

Theta, a letter of the Greek alphabet often used to represent angle measures in math or science, can be used as a universal word.

Dude, so I was walking through the theta when this theta came up to me and I was like, "Back the THETA off of me man!"

by A-Train February 17, 2004

schwing

Said as "Schwing!". Coined by Justin and I, to be said when a uber hot girl is present or a girl with her sweet jumblies walks by, or when a girl with a fat ass walks by. The bigger the jumblies the louder the schwing!!

Damn, there's pippy, Schwing baby!

Mmmm, look at Carrie in those gym shorts, total schwinage!

by A-train April 18, 2005

Queernof Ice

A flaming faggot, the ultimate queermo. A Queernof Ice is such a flamer that being around him is unbearable. His mere presence sickens you. They prefer to wear women's jeans and sometimes pretend to be straight but everyone know's they are queerer then a play.

Look at that queernof ice John David, what a flamer, let's go throw rocks at him.

by A-train April 17, 2005