SAM-SEI's definitions

lolcow

Someone who is easy/safe for the majority of people to mock. Its a cash cow but you instead milk "lols" from it.

Tom: Man imagine dragons? more like imagine trashens!

internet: lol

enlightened one: is that truly your opinion or are you just bandwagonning against another lolcow?

by SAM-SEI March 15, 2019

ngl

textspeak for "not gonna lie"

Jim: ngl, I cried during the season finale

John: its okay man, i borderline balled

by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019

textspeak

acronyms commonly used during informal conversation happening via an instant messenger

grandma: I cant understand these whippersnappers and their textspeak!

grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?

by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019

Snuff

To kill someone. As in a snuff film aka a
pornographic video involving actual murder of a person.

If you snuff a candle you suffocate it between your fingers, if you snuff a person you are getting rid of their life (as metaphorized by fire/flame in the word snuff)

u/anonymousJoe: Epstein didn't kill himself, he got snuffed!

by SAM-SEI July 28, 2020

Bless

A word used to add emphasis to something. Can be both a positive enhancer thats equivalent to "amen" and can be negative/neutral emphasizer. The southern equivalent of a california girl only commenting "this" on a post.

Jill: Littering is gross! I've decided to outlaw littering

Mary: Bless

by SAM-SEI July 28, 2020

omocute

An omorashi scene that is strictly cute or positive. It can still include embarrassment and even infantilism, but it CANNOT include berating and making the wetter feel negatively.

Jack: So I was just browsing the omocute tag on ao3 last night...

Jill: please dont tell me anymore, this is TMI already

by SAM-SEI July 28, 2020

Simp

short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive

Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass

by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021