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Definitions by SAM-SEI

short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive
Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass
Simp by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021
To kill someone. As in a snuff film aka a
pornographic video involving actual murder of a person.

If you snuff a candle you suffocate it between your fingers, if you snuff a person you are getting rid of their life (as metaphorized by fire/flame in the word snuff)
Snuff by SAM-SEI July 28, 2020
A word used to add emphasis to something. Can be both a positive enhancer thats equivalent to "amen" and can be negative/neutral emphasizer. The southern equivalent of a california girl only commenting "this" on a post.
Jill: Littering is gross! I've decided to outlaw littering

Mary: Bless
Bless by SAM-SEI July 28, 2020
An omorashi scene that is strictly cute or positive. It can still include embarrassment and even infantilism, but it CANNOT include berating and making the wetter feel negatively.
Jack: So I was just browsing the omocute tag on ao3 last night...

Jill: please dont tell me anymore, this is TMI already
omocute by SAM-SEI July 28, 2020
Jim: ngl, I cried during the season finale

John: its okay man, i borderline balled
ngl by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019

textspeak 

acronyms commonly used during informal conversation happening via an instant messenger
grandma: I cant understand these whippersnappers and their textspeak!

grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?
textspeak by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019
Someone who is easy/safe for the majority of people to mock. Its a cash cow but you instead milk "lols" from it.
Tom: Man imagine dragons? more like imagine trashens!

internet: lol

enlightened one: is that truly your opinion or are you just bandwagonning against another lolcow?
lolcow by SAM-SEI March 15, 2019