teelan

The sound of Teelan's voice brings women into heat and grizzly bears to a purr. A genetically perfect human, he possesses the physique of a Greek God and the charm of a british spy. His reflexes rival that of a jungle cat and he showcases mongoose-like speed. Smooth as silk and suave as an italian jazz singer. A god among men, there is no equal, nor shall there ever be.

The party was full of girls, but then teelan came by so they all went home with him. Man he is awesome.

by tpiece November 20, 2013

teenanger

The ages 13-19, the 'infancy of adulthood' when physical beauty and rude animal health ironically combine with lack of resources, power and wordly wisdom to create an individual of towering self-loathing and monstrous hostility.

Pity the teenanger and remember what it was like to have the metabolism and beauty of a god, the pocketbook of a pauper, the political power of a field slave and the wisdom of a cretin.

by Mo Dixley October 17, 2005

telana

The most beautiful girl you'll ever see, usually with a great singing voice and a bookworm

Boy 1: did you see that girl in the hall? She's so beautiful
Boy 2: Yes, that's Telana, she can sing too

by Spearton December 1, 2013

Teela

Teela is a girl who's extremely attractive who likes good music and is always fun to be around. A Teela is someone who you'd be very lucky to call yours.

"DUDE I'M DATING TEELA!"
"Omg congrats, don't let someone else catch her attention, girls like her are impossible to find!"

by Cumslut666 September 20, 2013

teehanball

A type of football played in pro clubs only used by the most alpha males and immortals

We played teehanball last 19 years and never lost a game

Teehanballs the best football

That’s the game of teehanball

by Zafmiester July 2, 2019

teleanxiety

A condition developed by call center agents, customer service agents, and telemarketers due to the stress of dealing with rude and abusive customers on the phone all day long.

That call center job left me with a serious case of teleanxiety. I will never work another pitiful job like that again.

by alchoholicanonymous May 16, 2015

Teegan

A name only given the the most beautiful and kindest of girls.
They commonly have a beauty so awe striking that simply no other name will suffice.
Comparable to that of seeing the mountains, the ocean, and a sunset for the first time, all at the same time.
The epitome of all that is perfect.

"my god, why is teagan so beautiful?"
"oh that's because its teegan, not teagan"

by QK_228 December 1, 2011