teenanger

The ages 13-19, the 'infancy of adulthood' when physical beauty and rude animal health ironically combine with lack of resources, power and wordly wisdom to create an individual of towering self-loathing and monstrous hostility.

Pity the teenanger and remember what it was like to have the metabolism and beauty of a god, the pocketbook of a pauper, the political power of a field slave and the wisdom of a cretin.

teenanger by Mo Dixley October 17, 2005

Teenacer

A person who has aced their teen years. A true boss at being a teen. A teenage bossman.

I passed highschool with flying colors, I'm such a teenacer. You did what? you're a teenacer!

Teenacer by Minst November 29, 2020

teenager 

one who is better prepared for the zombie apocalypse but not tomorrow's math test

zombie couch potato lazy teenager

teenager by UnknownSkater May 11, 2013

teenage dream 

Living your best life while being a teenager. Like running away, having a great group of friends, running around at night, and so much more!

do you wanna run away and live a teenage dream with me

teenage dream by alexis_zzy May 20, 2020

Teenage Fever 

A common symptom of “teenage fever” is simply indecisiveness, which leads to hesitation as a person is unsure whether romantic feelings are mutual, due to a lack of experience in the dating game.

John: " I'm not sure if sally likes me, we talk all the time and the vibes are perfect but I'm not sure if she feels the way I feel."

Ben: " Bro teenage fever is the worst"

Teenage Fever by Facts007 September 12, 2017

Teenage Disaster 

Best spider gang member with the biggest meatiest biceps of the group

Person 1: I wonder what teenage disaster is doing rn
Person 2: he's probably lifting cars and seeing how far he can throw them

Teenage Disaster by czechyourpockets February 10, 2021

teenager 

When you're too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do do the other half.

That sounds like something a teenager would say.

teenager by Brooklyn Sage November 9, 2017